Sunday, July 6, 2008

And now for my impression of ADHD

This is my impression of a six year old kid I saw in the clinic a few days ago..name changed.

Hi!MynameisJoeywhatisyourname?!OhhiMissKarenn
icetoMeetyou!!Watchmeswingdidyouwatchme?
LookatthisyeahIamreallygood!
OkaywatchmeagainIamgoingtoswinghigherthistime!
Wowthatwasamazing!
WatchmeagainMissKaren!Ohwowlookatthisfish
!Ohmygosh!
Thisfishisreallycool!Wowitisfloating!
Lookattheredone!Ohwatchthis
Icanthrowaballreallyreallyhigh!
Ohyoumissedtryagain!Heydidyouseemeswing?
Yeah?MissKarenwatchthis.Iamgoingtorunreallyfast.
Reallyfast.Likethis.Watch.Reallyreallyfast.Didyousee?
HereI'lldoitagain!!BouncebouncebounceIlove
bouncingonballs!Bouncebouncebounce!
Thisisfun!Ilovebouncingonballs!

5 comments:

NYU Grad said...

Impressively accurate!

RunAwayImagination said...

Look! A chicken!

RunAwayImagination said...

LOOKACHICKEN!

Anonymous said...

I think I know this kid.

Anonymous said...

This is the most amusing thing I have read in ages!